Miss March, 2009 comedy movie with a story of a young man, Eugene, whom wakes up after 4 years coma and finds out that his sweetheart has become Miss Playboy.
I’ve posted about Miss March movie plot before. Now, spoiler ahead.
What happens after the four-years-coma?
After the coma, Eugene’s family has moved away while Cindi, his girlfriend, went to some college. That means Eugene is left alone as they thought it is impossible for him to wake up from the coma. It is the baseball bat’s hit from Tucker that wakes Eugene up. Not long after that, Eugene discovers that Cindi is on centerfold of Playboy magazine and also Miss March!
They decide to go to Playboy Mansion and find Cindi with the help of Horsedick.mpeg. In their journey (with a bus), Eugene reveals that he is still a virgin while Horsedick reveals that he has bangs all the Playboy girls including Miss March, Cindi. The angry Eugene slaps Horsedick and both of them being kicked out. But manage to continue the journey with the help of two lesbians.
What do they do at Playboy Mansion?
Tucker bumps into Hugh Hefner, the owner of Playboy magazine and Playboy mansion, in which he receives an eye-opening-story and quotes: “It’s not about the quantity of the relationship but the quality. There is a bunny inside all girls and the key is to find that bunny and then holding on to that girl forever.”
On the other side, Eugene manages to find Cindi and bombards her with tonnes of questions but doesn’t give her a chance to explain. When she sees the gap, she quickly says this,”“Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you.” Well, since Eugene’s family has given up on him, Cindi has been working hard in whatever way to pay the hospital bills for the past 4 years.
What is the ending of Miss March?
Horsedick comes to find Eugene for a revenge (refer to the incident on the bus). That’s when Cindi reveals the secret that she has never slept with Horsedick although he tries to seduce her. And the biggest secret is.. Horsedick doesn’t even has a d*ck!
Eugene apologize to Cindi, they kiss and Cindi asks him to meet her upstairs in 5 minutes.
